DrumsTenshi: Oh man, people got pissed at the No Russian episode.
OmniSZ: ZOMG SO OFFENSAV
DrumsTenshi: i noes
OmniSZ: They should have a mod that changes it to No Homo
OmniSZ: And you kill the gays
DrumsTenshi: "Oh my lawd he ruined my shirt!"
OmniSZ: Thats more like No Nigra
DrumsTenshi: "Remember, pool's closed."
Because I've kind of forgotten about LJ. >_>
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
1) Are you a male or female? Deftones, "Street Carp"
2) Describe yourself? Tool, "Triad"
3) How do you feel about yourself? Suicidal Tendencies, "Institutionalized"
4) Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: Van Halen, "You Really Got Me"
5) Describe your current partner: System of a Down, "Nuguns"
6) Describe your current location: Ben Folds, "Bitches Ain't Shit"
7) Describe what you want to be: Three Days Grace, "Burn"
8) Describe your best friend: Flyleaf, "Perfect"
9) Your favorite color is: Muse, "Muscle Museum"
10) You know that: Dr. Steel, "The Dr. Steel Show"
11) What is the weather like? Muse, "Ruled by Secrecy"
12) If your life was a television show, what would it be called? Suicidal Tendencies, "No Bullshit"
13) What is life to you? Disturbed, "Stricken"
14) What is the best advice you have to give? Wolfmother, "Woman"
15) Describe your love life: Fear Factory, "Bound for Forgiveness"
16) How are you going to die? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, "Requiem"
17) If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Suicidal Tendencies, "If I Don't Wake Up"
18) What do your friends think of you? Three Days Grace, "I Hate Everything About You"
19) What is your funeral song going to be? Avenged Sevenfold, "An Epic Of Time Wasted"
20) What are you going to repost this as? Deftones, "Change (In The House Of Flies)"
Most of this sucked, but numbers 18 and 19 made me crack up.
An adventure is described as: Dev's mom.
OmniSZ: Skin him and turn his pelt into a pair of slippers.
OmniSZ: Or, alternatively, the softest toilet paper you've ever used.
DrumsTenshi: I'd wear him like a hat.
DrumsTenshi: Except he's so fat it'd be more like a dress.
DrumsTenshi: And people would start calling me Bill. =/
OmniSZ: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.
DrumsTenshi: And then someone would have to consult with Anthony Hopkins on the best way to capture me.
DrumsTenshi: AND NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT
DrumsTenshi: His neighbor throws cum at people.
OmniSZ: *fucking dies* XD
OmniSZ: I believe God's purpose for me on this earth was to suffer from the day I drew my first breath until I was murdered at the age of twenty-seven by an underage prostitute in Thailand for trying to buy condoms and cocaine at a cheaper price than they offered at the drug store.
DrumsTenshi: I think God just wanted me to make fun of people so that he could record these accomplishments and view them over and over on his spare time.
OmniSZ: Like he gets together with Krishna and Buddha on slow Saturday nights.
OmniSZ: "Watch this one guys, this dude actually cries onto his keyboard at one point and it spells 'sad'."
DrumsTenshi: And Buddha's all "I wish I could have come up with the term 'an hero' =/"
DrumsTenshi: And God goes "My son got it first, HAH!"
OmniSZ: Then he goes back in time and does.
DrumsTenshi: Hahah, wtf
DrumsTenshi: "You cannot make a post so soon after the last."
DrumsTenshi: This forum really hates me.
OmniSZ: It's like it comes up with random rules to spite you.
OmniSZ: "You cannot make a post on the last Monday of the month while there is a full moon in Kyrgyzstan."
DrumsTenshi: "When the skies darken and the wizards' boots tread on the skulls of their enemies, you cannot post links for a decade unless your mother whistles "Come all ye faithful" twice in less than twenty seconds."
OmniSZ: I wish I could code the messages.
DrumsTenshi: That would be boss.
OmniSZ: "You cannot make a post so soon after having given your last blowjob. Go brush your teeth."
DrumsTenshi: You can't post links because you touch yourself at night.
((Mau you make my kitty scared.))
((I would like to make kitty dead, but I guess I have to settle for scared. =/))
((Why would you want to hurt kitty? ))
((i dislike cats))
((Ok. I can understand that. But I hate dogs. You don't see me going around wishing they were all dead.))
((I wouldn't take it personally if you hated dogs and wished their death, but I would definitely want to gather up all of the cats in the world and blenderize them one by one. :D))
((Then I would take all of that liquid goo and feed it to all the dogs in the world to forever establish canine supremacy.))
((Right. Stay away from mine and we've a deal.))
((These are the kinds of thoughts and wishes that made it necessary to separate me from the rest of the kids in my classes.))
OmniSZ: You should come down to visit and hang out with me in a bar speaking Spanish.
OmniSZ: It'll trip people out.
OmniSZ: And if they're really smashed I'll be like, "Sorry guys. When he drinks he starts channeling the spirits of the Aztec warriors buried beneath his house.
DrumsTenshi: I AM JAGUAR PAW!
OmniSZ: I was just about to make a comment about Apocalypto XD
DrumsTenshi: I HUNTED THIS FOREST WITH MY FATHER BEFORE ME, AND WILL HUNT THIS FOREST WITH MY SONS
DrumsTenshi: MY SONS WILL HUNT THIS FOREST WITH THEIR SONS AFTER MY TIME HAS GONE
DrumsTenshi: Now gimme a damn beer before I cut your heart out.
OmniSZ: Then you can grab a toothpick and roll up a leaf from one of the decorative plants and use it for a blowgun.
DrumsTenshi: After stabbing it into the fattest guy in the room to poison someone with cholesterol.
OmniSZ: And have that totally cheesy intense look on your face the whole time like the guy did in the movie.
OmniSZ: Dude how awesome would it be if you left for a minute, then came back and threw a wasps nest into the bar
DrumsTenshi: ...I would be the stuff of legends.